Budget 2008: Speaker Tours States

House of Representatives Speaker Dimeji Bankole is on tour of states to solicit and have their views on the 2008 Federal Budget currently under consideration in the National Assembly. Bravo! Never done before.

Late and probably not-yet-well-scripted, it never the less gives us hope. The legislators, if they were truly da people's reps and were actually up to/true to their mandates, should have had the needs and demands of their constituencies firmly in their pockets & portfolios before taking the oat of office, and as they discharge their onerous legislative duties each day.

Both from the first snippets and the subsequent evaluation hearings Budget 2008 has not cut a worthy image for the Yar'Adua administration. It is clearly a ritual civil service bureaucratic mishmash with the very usual PDP top-down political contraption, devoid of reality check and detached from the due process mantra of the president.

Whereas the speaker gets a hearing everywhere he's been, the ministers and bureaucrats are a sorry sight at House and Senate hearings! Keep the search on, Mr Speaker, da states need it!!

When you do not do ya homework, folks, ya budget goes bunkers! This year teaches great and telling lessons. As for da future, we wait.

Budget 2008: Wey De Cooperation?

From all we see and hear, it seems both citizens and their representatives are in the dark about the federal government's 2008 Budget Proposals.

That is why the parliamentarians are lost and furious over the content or lack of it. It is also why their preliminary comments have been largely characterised by dismay, disgust and disbelief.

If the same party controls both presidency and parliament, how come we are saddled with this mystery? Why aren't they on da same page? And why is the administration short on requisite details in what the president laid before the national assembly?

Alas, there is this joke of "passing" the BUDGET by 20th December - i.e. within barely 30 days! We don't know how that provides for "harmonisation" by both chambers of parliament.

Pray, if the legislators can't debate the budget sensibly, how then do the Nigerian people do so? Have a feel? Even the media has been dry! Where now is the chance and need for public data, public scrutiny, public input, and public passion plus ownership?

Most of all, for a servant-leader, where is da consultation???

Niger Delta: Senate on the Move!

We must commend the Nigerian Senate for holding their 2007 Retreat in Port Harcourt, right in the Niger Delta...and its "Theatre of War"! Courage.

We must double the kudos for their "limited creeks' tour" of the region...... to see things for themselves! And, did they see!!

They were so depressed, disappointed, disgusted and charged-up by their firsthand discoveries! Some wept!!

In the end, our senators returned to Abuja, DETERMINED to right da wrongs - the heartless and relentless rape of the people and their land! Bravo.

Now, we must ask the House of Reps to do same: Take a freehanded tour, like the Senate, so you can all be on da same page!

Change is at hand. CHANGE be afoot. Thank God.

Hail da COURTS!

The judgements from the Election Petitions Tribunals as well as the Superior Courts are so calming and comforting, that the masses now believe that justice is attainable and obtainable in the land!

Bravo to Their LORDSHIPS!

Especially the Supreme Court if Nigeria.

After Ettehgate

Now that the House of Representatives has put the Ettehgate saga behind it, and with the generally welcomed election of Speaker Oladimeji Bankole, let the people's work begin!

While the crisis lasted, it brought out the good, the bad and the ugly of the crowd in the House. Nigerians never had it such putrefying. Now, dear reps, purify yourselves!

Start with fast-tracking the Freedom of Information Bill. Send it to the president next week! Nigerians are clamouring, and waiting.

Next, tackle the 2008 Budget just presented by the president (which was sadly delayed by Ettehgate!), as if your physical and political lives depend on it! In doing so, revisit and evaluate the 2007 Budget/Appropriation Act for full reporting/accountability.

Be firm: You be da People's Representatives!

Sit-Tight Speaker, Shameless House!

The Ettehgate scandal has, as they say, claimed its pound of flesh sadly soaked in blood! The sudden collapse and eventual untimely death of Hon Safana, an Etteh supporter, was a rude shock to the nation last week. The nation mourns...

If we ever thought that was enough to jolt the combatants into reality, we were dead wrong and scandalised. These members are less than honourable, and must be politicians from the pit of hell. The House is more fractured and fragmented than ever, and there are now threats and counter-threats about! Nothing seems beyond bounds - not words, not antics.

As for the ruling party, it has lost both morality and control - having unwisely but so typically taken sides in the sordid saga! The presidency had wisely initially steered clear - on grounds of constitutional separation of powers - but failed to prudently invoke da party machinery to avert this compound disaster, convoluted disgrace and collective shame-oozing odium.

This speaker, Mrs Patricia Olubunmi Etteh, has misread, mistaken and mismanaged everything in her bid to outdo and undo her adversaries. Her advisers and supporters have failed her. And the House of Representatives will not be respected by Nigerians for a long time to come!

Well, the least they can do now is for her to step down or be impeached. As her party belatedly said, after Dr Safana had sadly died, she cannot be a judge in her own case. Period.

Meanwhile, no matter what they do or how they go, the anti-corruption and other statutory agencies of government should proceed to open independent investigations into the whole saga.

Let our institutions of governance work.

Where is the Freedom of Information Law?

The Nigerian political class should stop putting national interest last! Pray, who is afraid of transparency? Or the right of citizens to know??

President Yar'Adua and the National Assembly should give us the Freedom of Information Act right away. The wait is over! The disdain is enough!!

Unless there is a wanton conspiracy to strangulate the war on corruption, hamper accountability and disable our democracy, that law should be signed soonest. No more delay, please.

Let the Nigerian Media start a count-down campaign TODAY!

Duty calls.

Ettehgate vs Housegate

In the ongoing crises in Nigeria's parliament (da lower chamber!), there will be twists and turns. No matter.

Madam Speaker is in a bind!

The House is in a fix!!

The Idoko Panel REPORT is, at once, Key to Integrity and Casket to Ignominy!!!

We wait...

Democracy 1999-2007: "PDPgate"?

There will be time for history and posterity. There will even be space for revisionist heist and hackers. Oh yes, there will be time for honour and ultimate disrobement. It will ALL come!

As eye-witnesses and active citizens of the land, we must help history with base material and fore-help posterity with healthy suppositions. We should do so with a fair and open mind. We must not hide behind one finger, as our elders warn.

After the evil of military rule/dictatorship, did democracy dawn us a new day or a near doom? Can we or do we look back on the 1999-2007 era with pride or pain?

As the dominant political force, was the ruling People's Democratic Party (PDP) truly "power to the people" or tragically "PDPgate"?

What lessons for da future?

It is difficult, even painful, to deny ourselves and the role we played or did not play in the ways of the past. Are we all culpable? Well...

Now, to the meat of our matter. Those who led must ask themselves the following questions, just as those who lead now:

a) What were the expectations of Nigerians in 1999?
b) What did both the PDP and its various candidates promise the voters?
c) What were the levels of national resources vs the levels of budget-implementation?
d) How much was consumed as recurrent expenditure vs capital votes?
e) What was spent as security votes at each tier of government?
f) How much did local and foreign trips cost the nation?
g) Where are the projects financed by our huge external debts recently settled?
h) Of all indicted or suspected looters, how many are of the PDP?
i) When will federal agencies and the presidency be audited, probed or cleared?
j) Did the ruling party have or uphold democratic practices within its fold?
k) Were the electoral bodies at all levels truly or ever independent?
l) Why was our petroleum sector shrouded in darkly secrecy, with loud hints of "monkey " business and screams of "cloak & dagger" gymnastics?
m) Why were legislators helpless or colluding with their (as is now so clear) reckless executives?
n) With the failure of public utilities and parlous state of infrastructure, how can the party sell its diabolical statistics of a successful tenure or healthy economy? Where were them graphs cooked or manufactured from?? Where are the spin doctors today???
o) Over its tenure, and particularly leading up to the April elections, what is the aggregate image and record of the party and its governments as regards da rule of law, obeying court orders and deploying security forces/agencies?
p) Where are the founders and other distinguished elders of the PDP today? What are their tales of separation, and parting shots of angst or love?

Final Question: Why are successors (though mindlessly and ruthlessly imposed by the PDP) so consciously, cautiously, cleverly, courageously and calculatingly dismantling the old order, gradually and gratingly gravitating away from the party line, and publicly parting ways with the ways of their benefactors/godfathers???

Ultimate Pointer: Have you been reading celebrated press interviews of erstwhile pillars and partisans of the party recently? Using big grammar to describe their regime's failure, and sledge hammer to slam their former leaders? As the race for party positions heats up after the NWC resigns from October, and the corruption trials take their tolls - compounded by some lost cases from the election tribunals - how will the public posturing pan out? Will the centre still hold?

Verdict? May the reader don the voter's hat and answer the intriguing posers above. Then, decide. May the party wear the citizens' robe and answer all the unnerving posers above. Then, decide. Was the eight-year era for gain or for pain?

Did we have PDPgain.....or.....PDPgate!!!

Election Materials' Inspection: What is INEC up to?

INEC chair, Professor Maurice Iwu should call his state commissioners and their lawyers to order! There are unsettling reports all over about the disruptive and dishonest gimmicks by these state officials at the Election Petitions Tribunals, to wit, that they are denying petitioners the right to inspect election materials - despite the Tribunals' orders! And INEC lawyers are gleefully/greedily aiding and abetting such flagrant contempt of court!! Shame...BIG Shame.

The chairman, soon after the elections, had directed ALL his staff to fully cooperate with the tribunals as stipulated by the Electoral Act. Why are these officials in default? And giving our nation a bad name and image?? Why is INEC Headquarters not acting???

Let Professor Iwu rise up to his leadership responsibility and enforce both his directives and the laws of the land, please.

And may their lordships make a few examples by committing some of these deviants to prison for defiance and contempt, we pray.

The NBA should please call all those colluding lawyers to order, reminding them of their oaths and training as "officers of the temple of justice". They must serve their clients and the courts professionally and patriotically. Justice delayed is justice denied.

INEC should not squander more national funds and resources on top of a flawed election!!!

Madam Speaker, Are You on the Peel?

Hahaha! I can sense arms and daggers up in my humble direction!! Okay, stupid, I said "peel" NOT "pill"!!! The proverbial "Banana Peel" of the National Assembly. Settled? Hahaha!!!!

But this be no laughing matter, at all. For non-speakers of our unique parliament-speak, this is the metaphorical stepping on the slippery slopes in the leadership musical chairs in the Nigerian Legislature. A few senate presidents and a former house speaker have fallen off their exalted seats in controversial and scandal-fuelled circumstances. The term was actually coined by one of them!

The tortuous and torturing terrain of Nigerian politics should temper anyone in exalted position. In this business, it is intrigues and treachery all the way! Caution and cleanness be da armour of the wise...

Now, it seems our first-ever woman speaker of the federal house of representatives is in more trouble than meets the eye. The now-legendary bug and proverbial "contractgate" seems to have bitten her leadership. Sad part is, there is confusion and commotion everywhere. Facts and figures are being bundled, bandied, unbundled, re-bandied in dizzying bits and pieces! Amazing! There is a remarkable degree of sloppiness, dodginess and incompetence in the whole saga. We are at once amused and bemused. I am mightily mystified!

If this were a campaign season, the case be made. Fully. Now it is a new campaign, a different campaign. And the stakes are at once high, and.... NOT settled! Indeed, things are very very unsettled in the House.

Is Madam Speaker on da Banana Peel, or....

State Legislators: Partners in LOOT?

There is no question that the State Houses of Assembly (parliaments) were an abject failure during the last eight years of democracy. And that was not a swell advert for the majority party in the land, the PDP.

Example: If governors are now being arraigned for alleged looting of state treasuries, pray, where were the legislators? What was their primary function and duty? Who approved the budgets and who abandoned constitutional oversight?

Not that it was any better at the federal level, but the search be already afoot there. No escape, as there is enough clamour for answers and there is solid evidence that action will come.

Our thoughts must be with the hapless citizens in most states and local government areas in the land. They have been so badly served and short-changed that there must be urgent and FULL investigation. Governors and local government chairmen could not have unleashed such mindless looting and primitive gorging alone! Nah...

Let their accomplices be fished out and arraigned too.

For example: We hear an arraigned governor, who is a serving senator of the republic, averred that he actually siphoned several billions from his state's treasury to fund/support the failed Third Term Agenda of an opposition president! Can you beat that! Thereafter, he moved over to the ruling PDP, bundling his entire state cabinet, legislators and party hierarchy and political elite in tow! He was rewarded with a senatorial seat, alas!!

We are not unmindful of the extra immunity he thus enjoyed from the then-president, who gleefully paid a state visit to the rural and impoverished territory to proclaim the governor as a miracle worker, and the land as a place of admirable progress! The media was awash with this presidential endorsement and ruling party heist. The rest, as they say, be now history.

And, hallo-hallo, the history is unraveling...to tell the true story. Yes, for the real history, at last!

So, why will that governor be alone - in arraignment, in humiliation, and in gaol, if convicted??? Where are the technocrats? Where are the bureaucrats? Where are the colluding-contractors? Where, pray conscience, are the party chieftains and the state parliamentarians???

Who audited the state accounts? Did the anti-corruption agencies and other authorities get any hints, petitions and bank withdrawal alerts?

How come it took the new governor, a fellow party stalwart, to blow da whistle - with a media megaphone - before action followed???

May the other governors follow this gallant example! Fast. Double-fast.

We wait.

Official Websites & Freedom of Information Bill

It is very depressing to tour or browse official websites in this country. The quality and content demonstrate the contempt in which citizens, consumers and visitors - -not to mention researchers - are held!

In this era of servant-leadership and the much-trumpeted SERVICOM, things must now change. Fast!

The National Assembly must work on the Freedom of Information Bill right away, and give us the Act. Long overdue!

Once done, I hope before November, we shall be evaluating and commenting - even ranking - all Official Websites nationwide. Unique criteria. Innovative analysis. Dateline December.

Watch out.

For Madam Speaker: Where Are The Women???

Nigerian politics is at once exciting and exacting. It is treasury and treachery. When da trouble begins, it is from grumble to rumble to trample. If you don't reach for ya sledge-hammer in good time, you get slammed - for d fly turns bee, then da matter becomes a beehive. Oh, you will be so badly bruised and battered.....and buried, politically.

If you are clean, don't waste ya clearance ace. Get everyone and everything on ya side. Fast!

So, na wetin be all dis grammar, abeg? Okay, it's about The Right Honourable Mrs Patience Olubunmi Etteh, by the grace of God, Speaker of Nigeria's Federal House of Representatives. She is under siege! She seems to be game for all manner of slam and slamming. Yes!

And, yes also, if you can't stand da heat get out of da kitchen, right? Yes! Public office has its glue and glamour - it could be sleek or sticky, striking or stinking, alas! So, the whole gamut comes with da territory, willy-nilly. I gree.

My humble question is: Unlike the usual practice - almost template - all the traditional forces are not out in full for her defence, solicited or unsolicited! Strange. If na before, haba, there would have been all sorts of solidarity committees, holier-than-thou groups, ethnic jingoists, women activists, etc. firing on all cylinders...in her favour! Wetin dey happen? Answers, please.

Is the EFCC or ICPC a stumbling block? Or, is Madam not "shelling out"?

The PDP South-West seems to be either asleep or enjoying da bashing-show. If she were a man, will she be so abandoned? Or wasn't she their real choice?!

I thought as a "cross-breed and matrimony-bridge-builder" the people of Osun and Akwa Ibom plus Cross River would have come together for Madam Speaker. Shouldn't they?

Okay, where are Nigerian Women? Se una no go tie wrapa and warrior-gele come protect una sister, ba?

Well, we watch.

Did They Loot?

This whole question of loot and looting don't frighten Nigerians, you know. We just get da kick out of da damn thing! Go on the streets and ask. What do you get? My people will ask you back: You mean say dem tief, true-true? Na wa o, for this kontri! Hahaha!!!

And guess what? You are dead wrong if you ever think they don't bother. For, they will then go ahead to list all the neglected, ignored, abandoned, substandard, overrated, under-delivered and demonic projects, policies, issues, contracts, people and places.....!

Finally, they will punch you a parting breeze: God go catch dem, you go see! Plus including dem family...just wait. Hmm, you go see!

Some punch-line!

Is da time here?

Ministerial Screening

There is general disenchantment about the way the senate screened (some say never screened!) the president's nominees for ministerial appointment. Of course, the senator have been doing and saying everything to justify their actions and non-actions.

They agree that the blanket or blind screening done without indicative or specific portfolios was not the best. Then they proceed to aver that there is no constitutional requirement so to do! Very cheap shot.

May the distinguished senator please note that Servant-Leader Umaru Yar'Adua published his asset declaration form "without any constitutional requirement so to do" - and in total disregard of objections/opposition couched and disguised as "Official Advisory" by the bureaucracy!!! Now, many others are following suit - except the SENATORS!

By not requesting for portfolios, the Nigerian Senate short-changed the nation. They were simply crying more than the bereaved.

Poor job.

My Apologies

My absence was caused by problems at our ISP. I regret the inconvenience and blackout visited on all my readers and patrons.

Well, I am back!

I intend to do catch-up work in humble and token compensation.

Kindly bear with me.

Scheduled Debates

Lagos and Oyo States have led the way in public debates by gubernatorial candidates. Bravo! All other states should follow suit. Time is short.

While the electronic media hold the ace, it is worthy that the print media get creative by using their online presence to stream their own debates. This way, the products can be on-demand and remain archived on the web. While rebroadcasts are needed, the electronic media should upload their tapes for the same reasons/purposes: permanent access and record.

It is time also to take on the big one: presidential debates. The field is crowded no doubt, which is why we need to get them talking in structured settings soonest.

In this constitutional duty of the media, we need well-researched and highly pragmatic debates. We need accountability - those seeking reelection or higher office must defend their past. This is the time and place to hold them to full disclosure. What have they done with previous mandates. How can they defend the present state of affairs: e.g. how can we not treat catarrh or a torn tendon in Nigeria?!

Local media should take on the parliamentary candidates' debates as well as the numerous local government contestants, when the time comes. This must include village square and town hall debates nationwide. We are AFRICANS!

Bottom line: Let no one get to office without public scrutiny.

"Defending" da Constitution!

Nigeria's Supreme Court ruled that the federal government has no power, authority or right to withold, hoard or impound statutory revenues/allocations due and belonging to states and local governments (re - Lagos v FG case). The president proudly ignored the order, claiming he was defending the constitution!

An Abuja High Court ruled that INEC has no power or authority or right to disqualify or bar any political aspirant from the April general elections - such powers lie only with the courts. The commission proudly ignored the order, claiming it is defending the constitution!

Pray, which constitution? Hahaha.

Professor Maurice Iwu, the INEC chairman, is certainly matching his appointer and boss order for order, hubris for hubris, law-trampling for law-trampling! Except that a President Olusegun Obasanjo has an armada of sorts (forces, praise-singers, pretenders and resources) to shield him awhile. As for the professor, oh bells! Hope all members of the commission are part and parcel of that decision o! Hope? Well, the press has been speculating...

Building our democracy and the so-called learning process, constantly mouthed by our leaders, surely has its limits. Aren't we taking this proverbial handshake beyond the elbows? Haba.

The beauty is that our courts are primed and proper these days, and the nation has absolute confidence in the unflagging integrity of the Supreme Court of Nigeria.

Wait and see!

I'm Upbeat....on this Transition!

Perish the thought! Who says the forth-coming elections will not hold? Who thinks they can derail this long-awaited TRANSITION? Who? How? Where? What is it that surpasses the will and manifest destiny of THE PEOPLE? None. Period.

I'm upbeat. I'm positive. I'm possessed of the incurable optimism that holds true for all nations whose time has come. And come to stay. EIGHT YEARS of all that can possibly go wrong be now over. Over! Truly over.

Hey, beyond them spirit and conviction of positive goodness, just look around: What we see is magic! Institutional renewal. Independence of the "Branches of Government". Sharpening of the Media thru' Freedom of Information Bill. Pressure from the International Community. Fatigue of Blind-Followership. Vehement Renaissance at "Tiers of Government". Bold Questions. And the Hand of Retribution. Times!

So, dear doubter, relax! With the Parliament and the Supreme Court clearly on the side of due process and the rule of law, both our constitution and this fledging democracy it under-girds will come to no grief. Not anymore.

Then, the clincher: I see a sweep. I see some hand-in-glove journeys. Mutual. Joint and Glued. I see envy, mirrors and minds. I see hunger for legacy and the fear of posterity. Oh, dear seeker, I see laughter, alas! Yes.

Count the "Weeks to Freedom"! Yes, yes.

Hail Nigeria! Yes, yes....and yes.

Campaigns: Content & Style

At last, things are picking up. Yes. And, oh yes, I know the complaints: we need substance, not substandard electioneering! Manifestoes, not maligning of opponents. Canvassing, not cheap or creep condemning.

It's early days yet; so, patience. Things will soon start heating up - when they exhaust all dem crudity and expletives!

Soon, the media will goad them, guide them, grill and grind them. The wise better beware!

As for us, the people, our turn is nigh. Let's use this "power to choose" firmly and fairly. We must not fail again!! No.

Internet Power for Political Parties

Nigerian politics is of global concern. That is why donors generously support our elections, as they do our census and many other projects.

As the campaigns pick up this week, political parties must embrace the INTERNET as part of their multimedia outlets and interactive channels. This is useful both for internal communication and for external interactions.

For a start, they can promptly, cheaply, creatively and honourably engage both the Nigerian and African Diaspora, solicit interest and publicity in the global community, and cutely position our country for positive consideration by discerning investors. By being honest and courageous, they earn high marks for party and nation - the giant of Africa!

The feedback is equally prompt and invaluable, if well managed. This is one reason the present administrations nationwide should have truly embraced e-government and taken this oil-rich Nigeria out of the digital-dungeon, beyond the digital-defeat, all these EIGHT years of democratic governance!!!

Let the leap into cyber-campaign rev up with verve! Now.

Mr President, Sign the FOI Bill right away!

Finally, the National Assembly has passed the Freedom of Information, FOI, bill - after 4 years! Knowing this administration and its track record, we must still acknowledge the feat!!

Indeed, because of such huge skepticism, I advise that President Obasanjo signs the bill into law as soon as it lands his desk. There is no doubt that many are nervous about this new instrument in the hands of both the media and critical segments of civil society.

Well, as you lay ya bed may you sleep on it, ba? Let the crooked panic for aye! It is their due, it be their portion. Stay firm.

This law was long overdue. No openness, no anti-corruption! Period.

Caution To ALL

I am not pretending that things are normal in the land. I do not dismiss the basis of mistrust, distrust and disgust pervading the political terrain. Oh, I fully understand the basis for worry and apprehension in our homes and in our hearts. I do.

But I also know that no one, no matter how damned, daring or devious has ever succeeded in winning the last fight of the final battle for the soul of our country NIGERIA. Think back, dear Compatriots, and check. Nigeria go survive o...Nigeria go better!

We must plead and appeal to all gladiators, godfathers, gold-diggers, gadflies and gluttons for reason-above-treason. Love your country, lead with justice. Let it be said of us that we came, we served, we prospered - in soul, our spirit, and for nation. Materials be not all.

Despite all provocations - brazen and subtle - may we keep our nerves, our steel and Nigeria's soul. Indeed, because of such provocations, must we now resolve and so triumph!

My caution to us ALL this day is peace, perseverance and painstaking patience. It's our duty and our pronounced dignity as a nation. The future is bright and assured. Yes. Believe.

May 29 be round the corner! Be glad.

INEC on the WEB

The Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, has an inadequate presence on the world wide web. The Internet is too powerful, to important and too helpful to be underused or ignored. Not in the 21st century. This needs to be corrected right away!

Here are some thoughts:

1) Full official info about Nigeria should be given, including geography, demography, religion, economy, foreign policy, etc
2) Present political state of the nation, including data on old and new parties
3) Full details of all the registered political parties, their candidates for various offices, pictures, manifestoes, full contacts, etc
4) Summarised details of the registration exercise and the critical voter education info for 2007 Elections
5) Gender-support Action
6) Youth mobilisation Agenda
7) Multimedia Networking, including the Nigerian Blogging Community, as is now the trend worldwide (INEC needs to accredit credible Bloggers for the elections promptly).
8) All legislations governing and guidelines shaping the elections and the electoral process
9) Full info on INEC and its offices nationwide
10) Qualitative INEC Publications and user-friendly eDocuments

It is time for time for the Chairman's Office to properly engage the Nigerian Public and get the VOTERS on the commission's side! Is there an INEC Press Office up to the task?

Get to work, folks, time is short!
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Niger Delta: To Whom It May Concern!

CNN has just aired a Pulitzer-grade exclusive on the oil-rich Niger Delta region which must be as chilling as it is instructive. It is a timely and clear call to conscience.

We must ask all presidential candidates to get a tape of this report for dispassionate analysis and contemplation for compact-building. We ask same of all our South-South Governments, as well as the home offices of all the multinationals operating in that region. It is time for a global response to the crises in the oil fields and the looming dangers they unquestionably promise the world. We must all study this tape!

Let the Nigerian Media rise up to this challenge...in this election year.

And for ultimate corroboration, we ask the BBC, ITV, ABC, CCTV and CBS to get on board this very global issue as well. It will help cage the politicians on all sides, and, more importantly, help galvanise public opinion and catalyze civil society & shareholders' actions worldwide.

We must pray that DW TV will help the German Chancellor to better appreciate her urgent and decisive intervention, through both the G8 and EU instrumentality, by conducting independent exclusives like CNN's. With Germany's commendable role in bringing the peaceful UN-assist 2006 elections to the Democratic Republic of Congo, and the DRC's subsisting crises over its rich natural resources, the media house has its job well cut out for it! Time is short.

Thank you, Jeff: That was some daring, I tell ya!

The EFCC "Name & Shame" List

The 137-strong list of "investigated" and "indicted" political gladiators put out by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, was a bombshell of sorts. The BBC reported it as name and shame while highlighting Vice President Atiku Abubakar's presence on the infamous list.

Not surprisingly there is an uproar. There will be more. And it will be messy.

My worry is that the commission is asking the world to take its word for it! No way! Let them do the right and proper thing: put facts & figures behind the charges. That way, we can exercise our full discretion and wait for further action.

My advice is that the presidency should stay completely out of this. The EFCC doesn't need any megaphone. Let Nuhu Ribadu take his case to the COURTS. So should those who fell aggrieved.

Meanwhile, the political parties need to honour this list with due process and integrity. We in the public domain, especially through the independent media, must insist on hearing all sides of the story. Yes.

We are the voters!

Campaigns: What Content, What Substance?

Enough of people-bashing, mob-frenzy politics and politicking! Let the content be out, and real substance subsist. This be the season of ideas, the reason for change. Period.

Considering that we've had elections? in 1999 and 2003!?, it is expected that our electioneering efforts this time will be robust and will resonate with Nigerian voters. My informal survey shows that our people are fed up with this whole politics of bitterness, acrimony and scare-mongering. And this is the colour so far! Do these guys think they will be voted in without us knowing what they stand for, or merely on the sentiments of disappointment and disillusion with extant state of affairs? Do they think abusing the ruling parties is enough to get them elected???

Where are the options, where are the alternatives? Not too late, but now pretty urgent.

My take: Political parties should publish their manifestoes in local languages and in multimedia. Candidates should publish their Compacts plus Action Plans in same manner. Take the SEVEN most critical areas of concern and articulate a budget-based response, then challenge all your opponents to do same - for a proper debate.

The media should summon the courage and patriotism to call all wayward contestants to order, or promptly and comprehensively BLACKLIST them!

Enough of these tendentious jokes and roller coaster jokers.

Our Foreign Missions

As we prepare for change, and I mean sea change, come May 29, it is time to talk about our foreign representation in the new millennium. We have seen a barrage of articles, and press reports about the state of our foreign service, starting with its very unedifying headquarters in Abuja (Not very impressive, is it?). And the news is bad! Pity.

Anyone who studied or had serious business abroad will know the huge disservice that most of our missions have done to both nation and nationals over the decades. But we must move on. Many of the dramatis personae have either moved or were moved on, already. The past be now gone, let's move on.

Our foreign service needs to be totally overhauled, revamped and restructured. We need the very best in all respects, and must pay for it. Nigeria cannot and must not be second rate DIPLOMATICALLY, nor can we load the place with mere bureaucrats. It should be dynamic, multidisciplinary, multisectoral, and fully ICT-compliant. We need balance in demography and geography as well. Plus a solid LINK between the Home and Foreign services.

But most of all, we need PATRIOTS not opportunists and selfish public hands or political fronts for the ruling/thieving elite! We must make our postings to serve and honour our country. Yes.

Finally, I think it is good to have career and specialist officers as well as non-careerists. It must be possible to move readily between home and foreign services for the right calibres and cadres of personnel. The previous dichotomy was unduly restrictive. We need well rounded people in all our services, including the armed services. To further strengthen them, secondments and work placements to the private and NGO/CSO sectors will be absolutely crucial. That way, ALL our missions will better serve the legion of travellers, officials, students, workers and crusaders who need their attention around the globe. No more no less, please.

Our new parliament must see to this. It is a new and ruthlessly competitive world out there!

Pain of our Sports

Let's congratulate Congo Brazzaville for winning their very first African Youth Championship in Football against a lacklustre Nigerian team, who are the defending champions! Bravo to the Congolese Red Devils!! The Nigerian delegation should join their host-brethren in celebrations: Congo deserved the win.

If it is any consolation, the Nigerian Flying Eagles have however earned their ticket for the FIFA World Youth Championship, Canada 2007.

For my country, what we saw in Congo is a disgrace and betrayal of our 140million hope in junior soccer! We have far better young legs than the FA sent to the tournament. We certainly have better and smarter materials than the joke which the managers represent. Pity.

Nigerians don't mind losing; but doing so with our Best Eleven is a task that must be done.

This team, warts and all, must be disbanded. Berti Vogts should help put one together right away, and hand it over to a new foreign coach. After May, we must look at Nigerian SPORTS again. This country deserve more and better than the extant convulsion and debasement of our national heritage, our national pride.

MTN or Celtel or Dangote or UBA or Zenith or Zenon or NBL should proudly pick the tabs.

Or NNPC or NICON or Transcorp or...

Time for Niger Delta Manifesto

We congratulate the Action Congress and its presidential campaign for advertising outlines of their goodies for the Niger Delta Region. It looks and sounds good. The devil, as they say, is in the details!

Other parties should please do same, and these should cover both their national, state and local initiatives. Let's have a clear private sector opportunities window tied to them. Parties should be more specific, timelined and budget-based. This way, quality analysis can take place.

As in all things political, it is easy to build castles in the air by ignoring previous initiatives. This time, they should show what was and why it failed. Then tell us what will work and how.

We wait.

Let The Campaigns Begin!

Now that the ruling PDP has set the ball rolling, the floodgates should swing open for full-blown presidential and gubernatorial campaigns. As INEC chairman, Professor Maurice Iwu, recently said, we are yet to hear about issues, about ideologies, about contending and concrete proposals, about costs and funding options, about slates and winner-teams, etc., etc.

Let the debates and the ideas flow! Let Nigerians have both the fun and the final say!! Pray, let the campaigns begin!!!

OIL MONEY SAGA: A New Maths

It is time to redo the mathematics of oil & gas (O & G) revenue in Nigeria. By the way, this new deal will rub off on all mineral-bearing and producing areas in the years ahead. Health Warning: This may be a harrowing experience for die-hard cynics and faint-hearted politicians!

In the extant regimen, oil operations for the most part be a 60/40 Joint Venture in favour of the Federal Government of Nigeria. With the present practice of revenue consumption, the Federal Government(FG) has over the years failed the Niger Delta people. Things are now so bad that our country has been branded a "terrorist zone" within OPEC and the international community! Pity.

EIGHT years into full-blown democracy, the political elite has compounded the situation, and is obviously in need of new ideas. As we proceed to general elections in April, not much is on offer by the political gladiators! They are massively distracted and disparate!! Worrisome.

It is now time to proffer a "People's Solution thru' New Maths". We need to rework the sums, both at investment and consumption levels. And we should do so with courage and total conviction. I will be a prime mover and humble crusader in this seminal approach to quality and sustainable intervention in my homeland. It will be a "Win-Win Maths" package for all: states, federal, zone, activists, operators and host communities. Preparatory consultation be afoot.

The good thing about this ground-swelling change is that new sets of leaders are expected to emerge by May this year, and these folks are unlikely to bear the avoidable baggage of failed history. They would be more progressive, credible, competitive and forward-looking. Hope.

Staying the course with present policies be no option!

A Word for Obasanjo and Abubakar

Now that one of the several matters between them is before the Supreme Court of Nigeria, to wit the question of whether the president and his party can sack the vice president for defecting to another party, both sides must hold fire. Having been treated to some of the ugliest revelations in our political cum democratic history in their roforofo fight, the time for a permanent cease-fire is now. Enough is enough!

Meanwhile let the president mind the transition programme and let Atiku Abubakar pursue his electoral ambition. We must also await the outcome of other matters before the National Assembly without prejudice. Nigeria needs all the peace it can garner in this critical election year. Let the president and his vice give us the space for peace.

If I were President Olusegun Obasanjo I will honour this advice/plea. If I were Vice President Atiku Abubakar I will embrace this appeal/counsel. It is eerily in their both interest so to do.

Pray God, may they.

How Many Are We?

The preliminary results from the 2006 head-count are out, and generating heated responses nationwide. Expected.

The Population Commission says we are about 140 million (Male: 72m, Female: 68m). It also puts North at 75m, South at 64m. Though it promises to give further details at a later date (in which case why the rush?), it reports that Lagos State has 9m while Kano State has 9.3m.

Although the commission rightly calls for reasoned observations and structured objections, the federal administration has speedily approved(?) the figures, with a promise to get parliament to follow suit. This National Assembly? Just wait!

In Nigeria, let's not forget, almost everything is controversial. May the census be very different? You kid! But the haste in releasing these figures is not going to help anyone. And the objections? Oh, both Lagos and Kano are crying foul already! Alarm.

Prediction: Considering that the two important states are of the "opposition" parties, there is no question that this disputation will be titanic! Watch.

Prediction: The Niger Delta State of Bayelsa (core of the Ijaw Nation) has cried foul. Considering its place in Nigeria's oil image, we must worry! Alert.

Prediction: The Obasanjo Administration is not necessarily a darling of the Nigerian Media, and can eerily count on the proudly independent press to do it no favours. Considering how long the PDP-controlled parliament stalled on the Freedom of Information bill, and being in an election quarter right now, it seems easy to foresee "payback" time!

Prediction: Tie this to the "Identity Card" scheme and the "Voters Registration" project and the botched Third Term Agenda, and you can be sure that the debates will rage for aye. Oh yes!

Outcome? I rest my case.

Where Are The Women?

As things are playing out so far, Nigerian women are not making gains in the political terrain. They have not made the cuts despite some party and institutional incentives. And, alarmingly, it seems they are losing some of the previous gains in both elective and appointive positions! Sad.

The recent party primaries have been disastrous for the gender crusade, and I wonder where this leads after the elections. Very painfully, the leading lights of the Golden Era of the Gender Agenda are aging, retiring, tired or retreating! Their otherwise vibrant successors seem to be berthing in political parties (especially the ruling PDP) for personal political careers or material rehabilitation!! Some simply used the crusade as launch-pads for self and family!!! Sad.

Most of the so-called women NGOs have withered and fizzled out, or have strayed into faddish realms like HIV/AIDS and The Environment in pursuit of cheap donor funding! Others have no clue on how to work in a democracy, or are too lazy to pursue our arrogant local bureaucracies. Many many atrophied from donor-fatigue or bad press. Pity.

Of course there is the charge (not without justification) that most of the women who have been the beneficiaries of Affirmative Action rarely truly represent their constituencies! A lot of noise is made in the urban areas, in the elitist media, and within the same circles, to the detriment of the masses - especially the rural women. Most so-called women leaders have no viable or visible followership - they command no gender force, and can deliver no electoral assets or votes! Pity.

Because I am involved (as a gender crusader and consultant), it hurts to see all our past efforts (especially Post-Beijing) go down this way. I was speaking recently with some of the Elders of the Crusade who shared their pains on the subject: it hurts all round. Oh, it hurts.

Way Out? Yes. After the 2007 General Elections!

Any Hints? Yes. Projectisation of the Gender Agenda. Enough of Charlatanism & Tokenism!

2007: Our Date with CHANGE

Change. All change! It is the year both for the United Nations and Nigeria, our dear Nigeria. Oh, how nice to be here...in 2007! So sweetly nice. Thank God.

As the UN must do, Nigeria must consolidate on the past and move with courage and candour into the future. Old values of honour, dignity, truth, integrity, work-ethics and spirituality must endure. New ways and means, including ICT, high skills, diaspora input, local content and cyber safety must be embraced. Due process, the rule of law, true patriotism, healthy competition and true leadership-in-accountability must take hold and flourish. Nigeria must change bad ways, embrace new and beneficial ways.

Then, the big change: 2007 Elections. Ah! Huge surprises. Far-reaching. Deep. It will be a sea change - sweeping, just and sweet. Never mind the temporary setbacks and tentative lull in the land so far, it is all the meek-street before the roaring-highway. Things will soon erupt, explode and excite. It will be pun and fun.

So, let the real deals be made. Soon soon...

Let the real DEBATES begin!