Nigeria We Hail Thee?

Not many citizens will hail the current state of affairs; not with the rising tension everywhere, not with the unabating growth in unemployment, not with the impending strike over fuel subsidy and the subsisting one by ASUU - our university teachers.

If you blame the aggrieved, I hear you. If you blame the miscreants/hoodlums (as the media joins leaders to call them), I hear you. If you blame *US* the citizens, I hear you. Blame not the politicians or their hirelings or their hangers-on or their naked and inordinate greed cum ambitions or their spiritual consultants who see no evil, speak no evil. Chide not our leaders or their ethics or their ineptitude or their tactical rather than strategic cast or their herd mentality or their budget-failure artistry or their mindless looting of our patrimony. They were not responsible, are not responsible, will not be responsible beyond the pot.

So, they get us on the queue to vote and claim the glory. We hail them, they nail us. We hail them, they jail our youths in the visible prison of poverty but tell us we are FREE! Judging by the spending spree of government at many levels, they clearly enjoy the glee.

As duty calls, dear compatriots, who hails NIGERIA?

Budgets: Is It Blockade or Bungle?

When we ritualized the annual budgets in Nigeria, disconnecting it from the development plan we set the nation up for disaster. And it started with the better-forgotten structural adjustment programme (SAP) - the horrid pill of the IMF/World Bank of yore. What the military regimes and their civilian collaborators didn't chop the SAP Monster sapped! And we reeked and reeled. The rest, as they say, is history - bitter history.

Thanks to President Olusegun Obasanjo's courage and Finance Minister Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala's commitment, we got out of our foreign debt crisis and regained our national pride. It was historic, even euphoric. But, alas, it was short-lived! (PDP, I'm looking at you).

Right from 1999, our political leaders and their collaborators - ably aided by bureaucrats and technocrats - have failed to faithfully and fully implement our annual budgets. Okay let's qualify that: they have selectively and unpatriotically implemented the budgets - routinely consuming all recurrent/overhead votes, ruinously sidelining all capital votes! We've done so year in year out, averaging 30 to 40% budget implementation. (Infrastructure, Education, Unemployment, Poverty, Security, Maternal & Infant Mortality, I'm checking your pulse)

Question: Do we also have a Budget Cabal -at all levels of government - in Nigeria?

Poser: Who is blocking Budget Implementation?

Query: Why are Nigerians not challenging, why are we condoning, this mindless Budget- Bungle?

Puzzle: Is anyone doing the Development Mathematics of these Wasted Trillions?

May 2012 be a bright beginning. Amen.

Your Cabinet Will Make or Mar You, Oh Leader!

Never mind what percentage of the votes we gave you, if you take things for granted and load your cabinet and corridors with political jobbers and IOU-robed appointees, there'll  be enough robbers and jesters to last your unraveled tenure. No-one old enough to seek and win election in this land is ignorant of this scourge!

Show me your ministers and commissioners and top technocrats and lead bureaucrats and I will craft you your inevitable tapestry - for good or for ill.

Why, you must be grateful to all who helped. But your best and most gratitude is in stellar performance. Only the fit and tight can help you deliver that. May God guide you aright.

Now the key appeal: Dear Nigerians, please leave our elected leaders and their appointees alone. Let them serve you their relation or friend or associate equally as they serve us all, the nation. Ruin not your own.

The New Era, A New Era?

Changes have come. Not earth-shaking, maybe. Significant be the outcome in the old western region - i.e. the southwest, Edo and Delta states. After the polls, the PDP lost grounds to ACN and Labour Party here. APGA, ANPP and CPC have not done so badly considering the overarching reach of the ruling party and other extenuating factors.

There were salutary changes within the PDP too: many politicians lost their primaries. The over-hyped power of incumbency was to no avail. Cold sweat.

Kudos to President Goodluck Jonathan for keeping his word. Kudos to INEC for being to to its mandate, its duty. Thanks to the Youth Corpers for their patriotic service to the nation.

Our most gains were in the parliaments: a huge turnover, especially at the National Assembly. The parties and the masses commended and chastised with the vote. Changes.

Can we expect a new era? Is this the new era of our yearning?

As We Go Vote TOMORROW...

Finally April 9th of 2011 is here! We will file out to choose our national assembly members in about 86% of the contestable seats nationwide. Others will follow on the 26th. What a wait!

This year, we have the best chance ever to turn things around, to make a clean break from the ignoble past, to join the civilized world, by making democracy work. We will do it. We owe it to us, we owe it to Africa and the world. With this INEC, we are upbeat. We must do it.

Here is a plea to all the Forces of Good: Stop all them forces of evil! Make us proud tomorrow. Place the banner of patriotism on the hills of pantheon. Hoist the flag of fortitude on the mount of fortune. Make the electorate - one man, one vote - the master of the electoral universe. Let our founding fathers finally rest in peace!

What can Nigeria and Nigerians not do? Let's do it right for one and all, from tomorrow.

Yes, TOMORROW.

My Vote for INEC

Isn't it ironic? Very few Nigerians doubt INEC! Most international commentators trust this INEC! So we have the building blocks of a progressively sound and potentially great electoral edifice from the 2011 elections! And this, despite all the challenges, hiccups and shaky starts of both the voter-registration exercise and last week's botched polls! What a badge of honour to Jega & Company!! We watch and we know, don't we?

Set against the past, this can only be heartwarming. So, kudos to the appointer, kudos to the appointees.

My vote for INEC stems from the courage and honesty of its new leadership. Telling it as it is - despite the obvious and heavy costs. Levelling with Nigerians and the world, accepting full responsibility, and - most importantly - APOLOGIZING! Against the past players, this is comparing apples with coconuts!!

On this note, I vote for INEC.

IF YOU DIE FOR SOMEONE’S ELECTORAL AMBITION…

There will always be die-hard supporters of any cause, crusade or campaign. Fair. But to waste your life for somebody’s electoral ambition is a stretch! Especially when: a) they don’t put their own life and those of their family/loved ones on the line; a) they don’t care about service but servitude, which their track record should amply show; and c) they don’t even know you or your family - because you were merely hired by their pimps and cronies!

The past is the past, but in today’s Nigeria let no such misadventure befall you or those you know. It is a criminal waste, and your family and Creator will be entitled to condemn you roundly for it! If you are fed up with life you’re not the only one. If you hate the state of things in the land, you have big company - many of us do. If you want a particular person or party to win and help change things, so do others. Which is why it is a political contest and not a personal do-or-die combat! Which is why it is democracy and not despondency! Win some, lose some - that’s life, isn’t it?

Key Question: If you waste your life for someone’s political ambition, where or what is your personal ambition? Pray, you be more Catholic than the Pope? Haba! Search.

And the real cool thing about elections is this: you can always win next time! There are so many examples of this. Some people try up to SEVEN times before landing the job! And, yes, it is a JOB - going there to SERVE the people. So, if you go job-hunting, and just to be sure you got hired, will you hire hoodlums, thugs and assassins to “deal” with the other job-seekers? Or disrupt the final interview, so you can write the results and do your own appointment letter? After scaring away, intimidating, maiming or killing the umpires and representatives, would you get hired? More importantly, do you deserve the job? Telling. Humbling.

If anyone got a job that wayward way, that organization is in trouble. Such people will carry their do-or-die characteristics to deadlier levels throughout their career. And the higher the stake the more heinous they’ll get! Same for secular jobs same for spiritual jobs, worse for political jobs. Why, we must steer clear of such desperadoes! Fast.

Hey, I love to lose the pitch for Accountant this year, go get better-equipped, work harder, watch closer,  pray higher and come back to clinch Financial Controller in four years’ time or ED Finance in eight years’ time! Sweet, isn’t it?

It happens all the time. Prepare. Wait.